Saturday, April 7, 2012

Book of Nonsense - Chap 1 : Verse 9 For all practical purposes, people often identify me as an element occupying the least interesting spot in life's periodic table, who finds fault with every system, seeker of black holes, longing to see a black dot in the big white paper, and first to find a small hair in a big bowl of cake ! Two things, I love macro photography and I am the software tester and that's my way of life.
Book of Nonsense - Chap 9 : Verse 14 SSNg is good, as long as you don't let it get to you. You still can live your life here, but still choose to stay away and enjoy the sunshine. When was the last time, * You really noticed that the sun actually has moved a bit away from the west... * The Magnetic North and South are no longer the actuals... * The moon is a bit brighter and bigger now... * The Length of Spring has turned shorter... * There are showers at really odd times of the year... * The person sitting in your next cubicle is no longer there...!
Book of Nonsense - Chap 6 : Verse 79 SSNg has done something good, despite hooking your life on the keyboard. .... Everyone now knows, who you are, what you are capable of, and what you do on the Internet. Your next door neighbor hasn't even seen you ! Ever bothered to say Hi ?! .... you are now a Social Retard. Congratulations, you have Won.
Book of NonSense - Chap 17 : Verse 119 The very essence of Social Networking [henceforth be called as SSNg], is to classify people who can live upto your trust, loyalty, friendship and love. But, did that help ? you are here on FB, and you don't even know, if there is a Brian [fyi, that's the name of the dog from Family Guy] on the other side of the keyboard ! When was the last time, you ever enjoyed being out there, without a Check-in, status update, writing on a wall ......
Book of NonSense - Chap 9 : Verse 17 Gone are those days, when you and your friends love sitting on those concrete walls at the end of the street, making comments and talking about everyone's status and write things on public walls and buildings. Things haven't changed. I now do the same thing here. Life hasn't advanced a bit. err.. Life actually has advanced only in terms of BITS and BYTES.
Book of NonSense - Chap 10 : Verse 3 : And they [ppl on FB] created Gmail accounts and FB pages for thy kids, thereby breaching the basic policy to meet the minimum age criteria of 13 on the Internet; intruding into / man's private life, by defining his terms of life. Social NetworkiNg [SSN], has now become the identity. No one loves the Truman show anyway...